Abnormal is an understatement since Jonah Falcon happens to be a completely normal looking dude except he has the largest penis on the planet. His knob measures in at a pelvis crushing 13 inches when erect and 9 inches when flaccid.
Jonah Falcon, 41, was subjected to a rigorous patdown at San Francisco International Airport after Transport Security Administration (TSA) officers spotted his "noticeable package" and thought he was trying to smuggle a weapon on board
But it turned out the only thing he was "smuggling" was his enormous manhood or penis.
The New Yorker even had powder sprinkled on his pants to check for explosives, was taken through an X-ray body scanner, and led passed a metal detector.
According to the Huffington Post, John said: "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time".
"One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.' I said, 'It's my d***.
"He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands."
Mr Falcon appendage has made him something of a celebrity in America, where he featured in a HBO documentary, and also appeared on a host of chat shows to talk about his prize piece, which measures nine inches limp and 13.5 inches erect.
He as been offered numerous porn roles, but has declined to go down that route.
According to The Sun, Mr Falcon added: "Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.
"I'm just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they'll know. "You'd think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."
The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men — about eighty-seven percent — are between five and seven inches.
Rolling Stone reports Falcon’s penis as 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.
So far has appeared as a background actor in NBC’s sitcom Ed (FOX’s Melrose Place (three episodes), as a juror in Law & Order (and an orderly in The Sopranos. It would be fair to say his acting has not exactly set the world alight.
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